Emmett vs. Wild

I watch a lot of "Man vs. Wild" with the boys, and it appears to be paying off. Aside from eating furry North American tarantulas, drinking your own urine, and boiling dead elk meat in a sulphur spring, we've learned a few life-saving techniques of our own.

For example: if you are sent to bed early, and in your angst, have twisted your body 180 degrees and can't find your pillow...go ahead and use a fluffy kitty. Particularly one with a good disposition (and one that's very very tired), however, any fat cat will do.

Good job Emmett! Now you're ready for your next extreme adventure: brushing your teeth after breakfast...